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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No, not a chance
Then came..
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
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Still no good.
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No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
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Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
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Nuts and Butts
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They put up a sign reading
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share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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